Tuesday, February 06, 2007


I just love these pictures and for the life of me I cannot remember who sent them to me. Thank you very much anyway.

Mercy, when you get behind doing something it just seems to escalate and you get further behind. Sorry for not reading or commenting on blogs as of late buttttttt. Okay excuses are not acceptable butttttttttt.

My trip to Star Valley, Wyoming was very enjoyable. First, Cheryl went with me and that makes for great companionship, second, we got to visit with my sister and her husband and that was very enjoyable and third, the roads were great even though it snowed. When we got home (1:00am) on Sunday morning we were so tired that all we wanted to do was sleep, sleep, sleep. Luckily for us the church had frozen water lines so church was canceled and we did nothing but sleep, sleep, sleep. Do you think church cancellation had more to do with the Super Bowl and less to do with frozen pipes? Nahhhhhh.

Congratulations to the Indianapolis Colts. They won and they deserved it. I just wish the media would quit making a big deal about the color of the coaches skin. I am one who could care less about the color of his skin and more about can he do the job. Oh well, not everyone can be as open-minded as the Irish. (Is that laughter I hear coming from all directions?)

I think I am looking forward to spring. I have the itch to get out and do something exciting like fishing or camping. Only six more weeks at least before the robins start coming down from the mountains, the killdeers start doing their chattering in the fields and Cheryl starts with the spring list of "honey do" items. That is a sure sign of spring, those "honey do" items. A true, loving spouse would turn to her faithful companion and say, "Dear, it is spring. Why don't you go and do something you like to do and forget about all this work that needs to be done." Yes sir that would be like hearing words from heaven.

Got to go and catch up some more. This week consists of an overnighter in Boise, ID with the jazz band group. Should be interesting. In closing let me post this item and if you have read it then just hurry past it.
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What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type"?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types! of bras to choose from".

Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer"?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} B! arely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
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They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen!
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Have a nice day everyone. :)

6 comments:

..................... said...

that's a gorgeous photo up there, irishman.
i don't know about spring yet. we're finally having some winter weather down here. no snow but it's been very
cold and windy. i kind of like it.
i had read that joke before...but it's still very funny.
be careful that nobody knocks you over the head with one of those holtzenthingymajiggies....

Jeanette said...

Gday Tim
Love that painting
still laughing at the religous bra sizes. but think imight keep to the holizemfromfloppin. lol.
Take care Havagoodday.

Still just me said...

Can I have one that supports multiple religions?

Merle said...

Hi Tim ~~ Glad you had a great trip, and that this was due to Cheryl accompanying you. Nice to have company, the right company.
The bra jokes were funny too.
The God's Paintings are lovely.
Thanks for sharing them with us.
Take care Tim, Cheers, Merle.

Alice (in BC Canada) said...

Well Tim, I'm too tired tonight to think of some smart crack, so will just say....
I'm glad you and Cheryl had a good trip, and that you got home safely.

It is finally warming up a bit here and starting to melt the snow. It's been raining out this eve, so that will take the snow down fairly quickly. Soon my yard will be MUD. :o)

I left you a reply to the message you left on my blog yesterday. Thanks for visiting.

Beccy said...

Beautiful picture and love your jokes, will be back.