Tuesday, April 24, 2007


This is my idea of exercising too.

Not much to say today. Tis a beautiful morning with the sun shining brightly, the birds are singing, the squirrels are at the door begging... wonder what the next half hour will bring? Probably snow.

Didn't do much yesterday and yet I feel very tired today. Go figure. I didn't even get up to fix Cheryl breakfast before she went to work. I'm sure glad she doesn't have my attitude. She always fixes my breakfast.

Since I don't have much to say this fine day I will close with this interesting bit I received about Minnesotans.
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Minnesotans

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near Duluth. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere." says Sven.

The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pays for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of some big cliffs near Two Harbors.

At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and say s, "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me."

VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!

Moments later Knute who's been to the pet shop too, arrive s at the cliffs. He walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag and a shotgun. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis." Knute says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way
down, Knute takes the gun and shoots the parrot and continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."

BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE, you betcha!!

Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag and pulls out a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it over his head, and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down and hits a
rock and lays there lifeless.

Once more Ole shakes his head...."First der was Sven with his budgie jumping, den Knute parrotshooting ,.and now Lars hengliding....."
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Have a nice day everyone.

5 comments:

darkfoam said...

you, my man, are very silly..

Pamela said...

poor lil budgies

Jeanette said...

Hi Tim,budgie jumping and parrotshooting very funny hahaha

Gwen said...

Hi Tim .
Enjoyed your joke,sorry I cant stay
long I'm off to buy a parrot and a
couple of budgies.

Fried Lemon Pie said...

heeheehee