You know I am not a political minded person but sometimes you see things that are just too good to pass up. It states it so well.

I must say thanks to Iran for releasing the British sailors. Of course I must also say that if you didn't the British would kick your ignorant arses.

I feel so good today. Gasoline just went up another 5 or 6 cents. Thank you oil companies for making impossible for the little people to take vacations due to high gasoline prices. Thank you Senators and Representatives for sitting on your collective arses and doing nothing about it. We elected you on your promise to do better and you have fulfilled our wildest dreams by not listening to a thing we say. All of you are rich people and could care less about the poor or lower middle class. Gosh, just think it won't be long until you can start telling your lies on TV and throughout the country. We love it and will keep electing you. Why? Because the other guy or woman is worse,in our opinion. If our elected officials are our best it makes me shudder to think of what the worst would be like.

How did I get on this kick anyway? Must be Luce's fault.

Went fishing, caught one, he got away... maybe it was a she. Miserable weather.

A friend of mine sent me this about a school in West Virginia and it is just too good to pass up. Enjoy.

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND.

You cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real notes
written by parents in a WV school district. Spellings have been left
intact.

1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please
execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.


3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,
32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out
of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.


7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was
hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered
by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Pleaseexcuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre
dyrea direathe the shits.

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea,
and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because
i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to
get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We
thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her
funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a
weekend with the marines.

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and
could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with
gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has
been sick and under the doctor.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.

Have a nice day everyone.