Surgery Tomorrow (Friday)

Just a quick note to let everyone know I am having the surgery tomorrow morning. "YAHOO" I know it sounds strange to have someone look forward to a surgery but in my case it can do nothing but good. With fishing just around the corner I can't be bothered running to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I guess I could jump in the water with my clothes on so no one would know I had an accident. Okay enough of this foolishness.

Every now and then the devil gets the best of me and I just have to reprint something that someone either sent to me or I came across while reading. The following is from a friend of mine in Idaho Falls and it was too choice to pass up. Now when you read it remember it could be either sex that has the situation. Enjoy!!!

Subject: FW: Butt Surgery

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.

So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

Have a nice day and I will be back in a couple of days or so.