Some have asked how Cheryl's doctor visit turned out. Wellllllllllllllllllllllllll, she is having surgery next week, the 28th, to have a part of her large intestine removed. She is like an unstable stick of dynamite that is going to go off some day but no one knows when. She has diverticuli real bad and the fear is one of them becoming infected and bursting causing infection to spread throughout her system. All the doc would say is, "We don't want that." She will be in the hospital for about a week and then home recuperating for about six weeks. Naturally she is nervous. Cheryl has never been one to go to hospitals very much for her own needs. I, of course, will be taking very good care of her as long as it does not interfere with fishing, eating, tv, and sleeping.

My cousin and friend back in Iowa sent this to me and I found it very funny. Please don't be offended by it; it is just intended for humour.

Men's answer to Maxine. Men strike back! ! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Have a nice day everyone.