Oh Santa Bear this is what I want for Christmas. A new computer, or at least a new monitor. Hmmmmm, didn't get either one of them. I think Santa is a fake.

Today I have to make comments about some news I have read.

Did you hear about the "mean" Mom who sold her son's car because she found alcohol in the back seat. She said she had told him the rules when she got it for him and he disobeyed them so the results were no more car. Way to go Mom!!!

How about the man in Poland who went to visit a brothel and found his wife working there. She said she wanted to make some extra money and had told him she was working in a store. They are now getting divorced. Well DUH!! Women!! If it weren't for sex I would hate them. Oops that was when I was younger... NOW... if they weren't such good cooks... well you get the idea. Only a woman would go to bed with her husband as a brunette and he wakes up the next morning with a redhead or some other color. WOMEN!!!

Now my friends in Australia I have decided to not come down there at any time. A man was discovered dead in his apartment, in Sydney, and it was proven he had been dead for over a year. Neighbors got concerned because they had not seen him recently. A whole year of recently. Talk about love your neighbor. How could they not smell him?

Then there are the "friends" in New York who wheeled a dead man, in a wheel chair, to the local bank to cash his check. They left him setting outside while they went in to complete the transaction. Naturally he created quite a lot of attention and people were standing around looking at him but it took an off duty policeman to realize things were not quite right. Can't get anything past those New Yorkers. Maybe they thought he had a flatulence problem.

Last but not least is good old Idaho, my home state. We have our share of idiots too. A man cut off his hand and microwaved it because he thought he saw the sign of the devil on it. Now do you think he was high on something or what? The doctors didn't think they could re-attach the hand. Well DUH... it had been cooked.

I received an email from my friend Alice P in Canada. She was showing me 30 reasons why Canadians were considered special. Well, Alice my friend, the United States still has you beat because we still have Hillary. I think I will vote for her just to spite my relatives... NOT!!

Had enough of me for another day. Well, fine, if that is how you feel then I will just quit and go take my nap. I like it when Cheryl is working. The house is so quiet, no one around to remind me of projects that need doing, however I do get a might hungry. She actually thinks I should go and fix my own meals when she is not here. The nerve of that woman.

Have a nice day everyone.