Having a hard time getting the brain to think this morning. I know, why should it be any different than other mornings. For some reason I could just feel several relatives and friends thinking that.
I hope the following does not offend anyone. It is just my sense of humour.
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife".
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type"?
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types! of bras to choose from".
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer"?
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A) Almost Boobs
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't Complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G) Get a Reduction.
(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Don't forgot the German bra. Holtzemfromfloppen!
Have a nice day everyone.
4 comments:
Holtzemfromfloppen? You just about made me spew my tea all over the computer screen, you silly man.
This was AWESOME! LOL KEEP THEM COMING!!
Now I need to go post what I have been meaning to for a few days. your post about the Pioneers made me REALLY want to get it done.
well the german jock strap is called ... schtopsemfromfloppen someone actulaay had that as their screen name or user id whatever you want to call it and i thought that was funny at the time but Holtzemfromfloppen was just as good.
You know I have to come see what you post for my daily laugh. So far you haven't disappointed one bit. I thought it was so funny!
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