Wednesday, May 03, 2006

No, no, no, who would want to sing the national anthem in German? Irish is okay but anything else is just not good. (Just kidding of course)

I read in the paper where a study states most youth do not know where Louisiana or Iraq is. Why would anyone want to know where Louisiana is? I remember when a study was done about the capitols of the states. Idaho was missed a lot. However, everyone knew Dallas was the capitol of Texas.

Does Cananda have a capitol? Must be Quebec.

I don't know what gas prices are like in other parts of the country but here they are sky rocketing. A month ago they were at 2.30 a gallon and now pushing 3.00. The question is why? When I worked in the oil fields it was amazing how many wells were dug and then capped and never put into use.

Does anyone out there know of any "HONEST" jobs one can do at home if one is considered disabled? How I would like to be doing something without finding out it is a scam.

I received this next part from someone on the Internet and just had to share with everyone; it is priceless and oh so true.

Why the US is in trouble!!(THESE ARE ACTUAL HAPPENINGS..........)These are precious. And any of us who have the new Medicare prescription drug plan realize it took real geniuses to release a plan affecting so many with so little thought behind it.

Why the US is in trouble!!

A Washington, DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!

1. I had a New York Senator ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window.

2. I got a call from a candidate's staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information, then she interrupted me with, "I'm not trying to make you look stupid, but Capetown is in Massachusetts," Without trying to make her look stupid, I calmly explained, "Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa." Her response - click.

3. A senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we did. I asked what was wrong with the vacation in Orlando. He said he was expecting an ocean-view room. I tried to explain that's not possible, since Orlando is in the middle of the state. He replied, "Don't lie to me, I looked on the map and Florida is a very thin state!"

4. I got a call from a lawmaker's wife who asked, "Is it possible to see England from Canada?" I said, "No." She said, "But they look so close on the map."

5. An aide for a cabinet member once called and asked if he could rent a car in Dallas. When I pulled up the reservation, I noticed he had only a 1-hour layover in Dallas. When I asked him why he wanted to rent a car, he said, "I heard Dallas was a big airport, and we will need a car to drive between gates to save time."

6. An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:30 am and got to Chicago at 8:33 am. I explained that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she couldn't understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went fast, and she bought that.

7. A New York lawmaker called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know whose luggage belongs to whom?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said (FAT), and I'm overweight. I think that's very rude!" After putting her on hold, for a minute, while I looked into it (I was laughing) I came back, and explained the city code for Fresno, CA is (FAT), and the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage.

8. A Senator's aide called to inquire about a trip package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost info, she asked, "Would it be cheaper to fly to California, and then take the train to Hawaii?"

9. I just got off the phone with a freshman Congressman who asked, "How do I know which plane to get on?" I asked him what exactly he meant, to which he replied, "I was told my flight number is 823, but none of these planes have numbers on them."

10. A lady Senator called and said, "I need to fly to Pepsi-Cola, Florida. Do I have to get on one of those little computer planes?" I asked if she meant fly to Pensacola, Fl. on a commuter plane. She said, "Yeah, whatever, Smarty!"

11. A senior Senator from Mass called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him that he needed a visa. "Oh, no I don't. I've been to China many times and never had to have one of those." I double-checked and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, "Look, I've been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express!"

12. A New Mexico Congresswoman called to make reservations, "I want to go from Chicago to Rhino, New York." I was at a loss for words. Finally, I said, "Are you sure that's the name of the town?" "Yes, what flights do you have?" replied the lady. After some searching, I came back with, "I'm sorry, ma'am, I've looked up every airport code in the country and can't find a Rhino anywhere." The lady retorted, "Oh, don't be silly! Everyone knows where it is. Check your map!" So I scoured a map of the state of New York and finally offered, "You don't mean Buffalo, do you?" The reply? "Whatever! I knew it was a big animal".

Now you know why Government is in the shape that it's in!

Have a nice day everyone.

2 comments:

Tigersue said...

It is very sad to see some of those things. My sister has worked in customer service and the stories she could tell. :)

As to the Two authors I mentioned on the blog, I would absolutely chuckle to see you read one of Lynn Kurlands books. She does have great hero's, men that are men, but I'm not sure if romance is your cup of tea? Maybe your wife would like her though, her books are very PG. Katherine Kurtz is a fantasy writer. The deryni books are the ones I like best. She does have others that she has written but I don't like them as much. The Deryni books are in a setting similar to midievil England, with people that have magical abilities and people that don't. She deals with the conflicts between the two groups and well as some political conflicts between other kingdoms. If you enjoy that kind of work than I think you would like her books. Some of them are not in print right now, but you should be able to find some at a local library, or on ebay. If you can find the book Deryni Rising, or Camber of Culdi those would be the two to start with. She writes in trilogies so it is best to start with the first of a set, or you would get very confused. Deryin Rising is just out on a new release, and the sequal should be out in the not too distant future. I hope that helps? Clear as Mud, Maybe?

Lowa said...

Yes, I am not surprised. Nothing against your country, there are bozos everywhere, to be sure. I find it amusing, yet very, very scary also.

Were you kidding about the Capitol of Canada??

It is in the province of Ontario and is called Ottawa. Quebec people THINK they ARE Canada, it seems. So I can understand why you may think what you did:) LOL

Congrats on your two new grandbabies! Rylie is a nice name, but I am partial. That is one of my sons' names. It is spelled the Irish way, though. My Dad did a huge sigh when I was pregnant and we said we were spelling it "Riley". He reminded me of the Irish spelling and that is how it is!! Most people don't spell it that way, so he enjoys being unusual since it is such a common name nowadays.

If I wanted any more kids, I would want a son named Brogan. Nice Irish ring to it, eh??